This sale was a Moving Sale in my neighborhood. It was run by a woman in her 50′s. She, too, had one of those faces. I think it took about eight seconds to find out why she’s moving.

She’s joining a nudist camp.

Okay. To be specific: She is “relocating to a clothing-optional environment.”

I’m not kidding. I swear to you I do not kid. She’s been a weekend nudist for years, she said, and now she’s retiring and moving up the coast and “selling everything but my birthday suit.”

Red Rayon Jacket

Red Rayon Jacket (saved image)

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