This sale was a Moving Sale in my neighborhood. It was run by a woman in her 50’s. She, too, had one of those faces. I think it took about eight seconds to find out why she’s moving.
She’s joining a nudist camp.
Okay. To be specific: She is “relocating to a clothing-optional environment.”
I’m not kidding. I swear to you I do not kid. She’s been a weekend nudist for years, she said, and now she’s retiring and moving up the coast and “selling everything but my birthday suit.”
Red Rayon Jacket
Red Rayon Jacket (saved image)